What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 08:56

Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
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Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
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Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”